Panda! Panda! Panda! II:Mei Lan
While my previous posts about a newborn panda caused quite a comment ruckus (and much embarrassment for An Doof Ass.) I stand by my promotion of child pandas; if for no other reason than they are the most decadent animal on earth. How much money does it cost to get these guys to reproduce? not to mention feed and house them and keep them from dying from stuffy noses and ear aches. All in all, these little fuckers must be the most decadent animal on the planet. And that is pretty damn cool...And let's not forget the ridiculous Chinese names. Where are the Ralphs, Puffys, and SugarPlums?!
posted by Working Boy @ 10:08 AM
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Come visit me in DC we can go visit our national pandas* (owned by the Chinese).
Oh I agree about their posh lifestyle, but stand by my earlier remarks. Panda Bears are symbolic of the imminent collapse of our society into moral decay. When the West loses the resolve to defend its heritage and borders it will, there is little doubt, be overrun with Heathen Red Chinese, and our children will serve their Oriental Overlords just as we serve their decadent wildlife.
do you mean "annals"?
And while Sanders is at it, might we also suggest "accentuated"?
Hey Sanders did you figure out where you're going to school next year?
Last I heard he's applying for a dual-degree Culinary/Animal Husbandry track at Yale.
No, so far on the law school front I've gotten into:
Duke
Georgetown
Vanderbilt
Notre Dame
U Texas @ Austin
U Illinois Champ/Urb
which means I still need to hear back from:
Emory
UNC-CH
UVA
U Penn
Yale
U Chicago
Northwestern
U Washington St. Louis
U Mich @ Ann Arbor
On the philosophy front I have also applied to the above 15 schools, and probably won't hear anything back until March. Needless to say, the list of phil. acceptances will be much shorter than the law acceptances, hopefully making my choice very easy.
your choice has always been easy: sit at home, play video games and watch Millie bring in the clams.
of course, if you become a distinguished professor of philosophy all you have to do is replace "play video games" with "write smarmy book reviews" and nothing much else changes. huh.
it's true. i think I may stay in this evening and write a few smarmy reviews myself.
Has anyone read 'A Confederacy of Dunces'?
Indeed. A novel acceptable by any theological and geometrical standards, however abstruse, and suggesting a rich inner life. Oh the depravity! How unspeakably offensive!
Where do you think Andy's "Working Boy" comes from?
Ah, I'm only a couple pages in - I just got it yesterday. Looks like I chose fortuitiously
i consider CofD, my lasting connection to the Wood family. No matter what happens we'll always have the van trip.
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