dinosaur eggs!

Things have been rather busy around here so i haven’t had time to think up hilarious and biting lies to tell you about. Believe me I’ve tried.

For a while I was playing with how to work in a recent discovery of hybrid fruit. Things like pluots, apriums, peacotums, and plumcots. I thought this would be funny stuff for two reasons. First because basically any situation in which one inserts hybrid fruits will instantly become inappropriate and thus funny. Second because the words themselves are funny, especially pluot and aprium. Pity.

A second potential entry revolved around the upcoming artist walk next week through Pilsen. I’ve written about these in the past but they are such a fruitful scenario for adventures that I can't really pass them up. I had visions of Working Boy looking down the poorly fitting dresses of the herion chic art babes, and befriending homosexuals who share his infatuation with hybrid fruit creating many hilarious opportunities for double entendres.

All this spelled at least two entries for the week. But I don’t think it’s going to happen.

.....Or is it?