My Porridge is too cole, EveryonE!

IF YOU ARE BORED AND BROKE AND IN THE CHICAGO AREA: COME TO THE EMPTY BOTTLE TONIGHT TO SEE THE KILLER WHALES PLAY FOR FREE. This will be an awesome show if for no other reason than that I will be there and will be drinking heavily.
In other news, the Minnesota Twins continue to kick-ass and be the greatest baseball team since the all-star break. Up yours everyone!