I'm having cards printed up

Just call me Acting Director as this is my official title for the rest of the week. Yes, with a fabulous title comes fabulous responsibility. But don't worry, I may not forget the little people who have helped make these three glorious days possible. Whie most of you will soon have more impressive titles and paychecks, it is comforting to know that as Acting Director for 3 days, I may have a shot at usurping the best An Doof Ass will ever have to offer the world of illustrious job titles.

Is Visiting Interim-Associate Professor of Religion, Theology and Spirituality more impressive than Acting Director for 3 days? It's a tough call.