Advancement!!!

Chicago is full of Pollacks. In fact, Chicago has the highest population of said people group outside of Warsaw. If you’re a regular reader of this seminal blog you already knew this because we have already plumed the depth of Chicago’s Eastern European brethren and hot, hot sisteren here. In fact through our sexy, savvy roving reporters and promiscuous and hot fact checkers, Noononsat has brought you the very finest in subtle and in your face journalistic titillation, brilliance and nuance on all manner of international happening. In other words: We’re a think piece publication. And all this for your self-betterment and enlightenment because you probably need it and we are pretty much at the pinnacle of everything awesome so we can help. You’re Welcome.

Any hoo, sometimes even the best get scooped. Sometimes we’re too busy at coke parties with the anchors from the local new broadcasts to get you the latest international hot potato. Sometimes we don’t even know where we are because we’ve had such a crazy night of anonymous activity with only hot girls and are lucky to make it back to our Calatrava designed loft in the South Loop in time to make a live via video interview with Good Morning America on international stuff. And sometime while we’re lounging on our Egyptian cotton sheets in our Lomanve Robe while our Piaget wristwatch counts down the minutes to the arrival of like 15 important movie stars who are begging us to be their friends, some other publication picks up a international hot potato about the passionate Pollack people right here in The Chi just before we were totally going to run it.