Damnit! fuck!
You have to love it when you go out to the car on a sunny Saturday afternoon and find 270 dollars in parking tickets on the window.
-The wife had parked the car.-
W.B: Stupid Wife what the hell is this?
Wife: Fuck!
W.B.: Fucking right!
Wife: Shit!
W.B.: Fucking Shit!
Wife: live and learn?
W.B.: Divorce!
Wife: All you care about is money!
W.B.: I love money so much.
After this little incident we didn’t talk for about 6 hours. When we finally did she apologized for "marrying such a prick" and I apologized for putting thumbtacks inside her shoes.


8 Comments:
That is a kick in the pants, for sure. On a side note, I spent 45 dollars filling up my car yesterday! Hooray for gas!
hard times - on the other hand give the wife a fucking break Working Bastard - parking tickets accrue in chicago no matter what you do, as I recall. Did you try appealing? They never made me pay the ones I appealed.
I just got a $200 speeding ticket
Oh, and I concur with Wood, I never paid a Chicago ticket I appealed, and anyway, don't you work for the mayor, Andy?
Sorry for the trifecta - Wood, could you please give me your e-mail address b/c I want to ask you some questions about grad school
Two of the tickets are cannot be appealed. The third we are appealing. yeah!
how can you get a non appealable ticket? Did you park on TOP of the fire hydrant?
aadwood@fordham.edu
But I know nothing.
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