BEE STING

I have the brownest and mushiest banana I’ve ever seen in my lunch. It looks like a rusty railroad spike.

In other news, I should change the name of this site to iceteathenewspaperandinbedby8:30.blogspot.com. I’ve been living a pretty t/lame life the last couple of weeks. . . I’m just kidding -I’m drunk* right now!



*being drunk means I must be living a crazy fun life. I mean, come on, I'm drunk. Do I have to spell it out for you? yeah! party! whoo! someone stop this bullshit planet's orbit! I mean, anonymous hot sex! whoo!