you can make lies real

Well, I’ve stuffed my briefcase full of office supplies and I’m ready for my goodbye chocolate cake. That’s right my bitches, I’m out of here. Back to the wide open world of casual employment and soul improvement. It’s been too long since I’ve spent upwards of 4 days wearing the same clothes. Too damn long. And just in case you think I’m not serious about being awesome once again. Understand this, I have already grown out the fingernails on my right and have begun laying the groundwork for a new language I intend to create over the course of the next couple of months. In closign, I will be drinking wine in the shade all afternoon just like a grad student.