lack of brillance?!

I've been horribly sick and received little to no comfort from either spouse or friends during these travails. Do I blame them? Of course. They are all bastards.

But don't get me wrong, I've got stuff to talk about though. Do I ever. For example: As we all know, Chicago has always kicked An Doof Ass in the bum; be it through being robbery, car smashing, bike pillferage, etc... Well, thanks to his shenanigan during his recent 18 hours in "The Chi", we can now add "almost arrested" to the list. Question: What are they teaching him out there on the East Coast? That is besides how to knot a sweater around one's neck and smart squash volleys.